Christmas In July [Digi Single]

by Wilsoni Tha' Funk Masta

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VERSE 1: (When the) Days are getting shorter, and the temperature gets low, there's Surely just one thing that springs to mind... Halloween, Thanksgiving? Man, I just don't wanna know! 'Cos there's Only 4 months left 'till Christmas time! The Magic of the season saves the High St. from defeat, and Commercials urge that spending must start soon... so Let's write off the fall, “Deck the Malls with boughs of coconuts”, and Book that office party for the month right after June! Because... CHORUS: IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! (CHRISTMAS IN JULY, YEAH!) DRINK MULLED WINE IN THE SUNSHINE, SANTA'S SUPER FESTIVE FUNTIME! (SANTA'S SUPER FESTIVE FUNTIME!) IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! DROP NEW YEAR'S ALTOGETHER! YULETIDE VIBE WITH BETTER WEATHER! BRIDGE: (Non-denominational Holiday Season!) VERSE 2: Now is the time, for givin' and receivin'; those Corporations love to bump and grind! You Can't wait 'till Black Friday – RRP's got no reprieve, and Department stores would love to rob you blind! The competition's fierce this year, you gotta get them goods! 'Cos Santa always comes through with them toys... Don't Worry 'bout the money, “and don't Sweat – the sweatshops never stop!” Get Credit for that credit, bought for all the girls and boys! Because... CHORUS MIDDLE 8 (I said the Christmas song is the gift that keeps on givin'...) [SPOKEN ASIDE] “Every year, this time it comes around People searchin' for that Christmas sound I've gone done it – cashing in, I'm selling out! 'Cos that's what Christmas is all about!” MODULATED CHORUS (NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY SEASON, YEAH!) IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! THE GIFTS THAT YOU'RE PRESENTED – BETTER HOPE THEY'RE NOT RESENTED! IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! WHEN PEOPLE COME TOGETHER – NOW THE SHARES ARE NEVER BETTER! (IT'S THE REAL THING!) CHORUS IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! DRINK MULLED WINE IN THE SUNSHINE, SANTA'S SUPER FESTIVE FUNTIME! IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY! DROP NEW YEAR'S ALTOGETHER! YULETIDE VIBE WITH BETTER WEATHER! --END-- © 2015 WILSONI THA' FUNK MASTA


Do you think Christmas is getting earlier every year? Wilsoni Tha' Funk Masta does!

It's that wonderful time of year, when the bells are ringing out of cash registers, and large companies emphasise giving and receiving - but aren't explicit on which position you occupy!

If the season to be shopping can't come sooner for big business - why not have Christmas in July?



released December 11, 2015

Produced, Arranged, Composed, Performed & Programmed by Wilsoni*

Trumpets - Calum Upton

Sax - Caspar Sutton-Jones

*except where indicated.

Mixed and Mastered by Wilsoni at Studio 52 (his bedroom).

This release is IndieSoul Music.


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Wilsoni Tha' Funk Masta Edinburgh, UK

The Funk is not a style of music - it's an attitude!

The world's got the Placebo Syndrome, in a time of hardships, turmoil, greed and superficiality. Wilsoni is reminding folks that The Funk is relevant in the 21st Century.

The Acid Jazz has left London, so he's back in Auld Reekie trying to make sense of the world. The Jam Hard Vanguard - rallying Funkateers to a revolution of the mind!
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