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--INTRO--
[[SPOKEN ASIDE]]
[[Can you hear that? The March of Progress!
One Man, taking Britain back to the '70s...
...and into the FUTURE!]]
[CHS 1]
A vegetarian, humanitarian, septuagenarian LEGEND:
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
Allotment-based Jam-Master J, who digs for victory!
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
[VS 1]
Rising tide, a class divide,
News to make you run and hide
Here comes the man to save the day!
Arrested on that picket line,
Proved right almost every time,
He's got the plan, so lead the way!
[BRIDGE 1]
Big Bosses try their best to keep him out of sight,
which means that you can guess that Jez is doing it right!
The 1% have millions, so the rest - we need to fight!
No more politics as usual, protest and be polite! Cos...
[CHS 2]
Many who may claim to be, but the one for me is Jeremy
(JEREMY CORBYN!)
[[Don't second guess the meek, woe to you who are rich...]]
He's a Capitalist's worst nightmare, 'cos he works for scale and he fights fair!
(JEREMY CORBYN)
[[And he pays his taxes... late. Dig this:]]
[VS 2]
HE'S JUST AN AVERAGE GUY! He's just like you and I,
EXCEPT HE WENT TO PUBLILC SCHOOL
But then so did Tony Benn!
[[and David Attenborough too]]
If you can think of a politician that will listen more than this one
Then you should think again!
BECAUSE HE'S
Working for a fairer world, he'll make the Fat Cats pay!
And so the News poo-poos his views, no matter what he say!
Because they stand to lose some million millions if he stays,
And if you don't like that, you're probably a Fat Cat anyway
[BRIDGE 2]
If you met him on a train he'd be your buddy,
And give you half of his cheese and pickle butty.
You'd both sit in the vestibule and ruminate his plan,
Even speak to him in Spanish - boy, he just don't give a damn!
[PRE M8]
(Jez, Jez, Jez Corbyn,
We Will Fight and We Will Win - LET'S GO!!!)
(Jez, Jez, Jez we can,
Everbody know's that he's the man - LET'S GO!!!)
[MIDDLE 8]
You know...
You know that when he's gone...
That you will surely miss him... (yeah)
So vote for him and if he wins he'll give it all he's got (yeah) x2
[GUITAR SOLO] (Ad. Lib.)
IN POLITICS, ONE DOES NOT HAVE TO DIE TO BE DECEASED
AND CHANCES ARE, THIS GUY'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE FOR PEACE!
HE'S NOT AN ANTI-SEMITE, AND HE'S NOT A TERRORIST
SO GIVE THIS GUY YOUR FULL SUPPORT
BEFORE YOUR CHANCE IS MISSED!
[OUTRO]
Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He turned into
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
He doesn't like Piers Morgan, so you know that he's alright!
(Jeremy Corbyn!)
[END]
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